"Atticus please dude you don’t understand…" Hanna drummed his fingers against his laptop, neck craned back and appealing to his friend who had not even said anything. "This one time years ago I ignored one of these emails and since then I never got a girlfriend, I broke my arm twice, my roof in my old place started leaking, someone died.”
He frowned a bit, “Someone died?”
Hanna stopped the finger drumming and stared at him blankly for a second. “Ok, no, no one died. But you get the idea, I’m already a bad luck magnet if I don’t send this out to ten people its gonna get wORSE.”
He considered this, “I don’t think you’re a bad luck magnet.”
"Ok well - WAIT ARE YOU SMILING?" Hanna yelled, probably a bit too loud. "Dude, I’m tallying that, hahah thats great. But yeah look thats a sign, I gotta do it, I’m gonna send it." Hanna began furiously typing in every email he knew from the looks of it.
Once Hanna was done typing he hit ‘send’ dramatically and sat back with his arms crossed. “There. Done. I feel better already, but I’m not sure if Conrad will appreciate it-“
Hanna’s phone buzzed on the counter as he said it. His dead friend scooped up the phone and passed it over. Hanna opened a text from Conrad that said nothing except “STOP”